Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
good morning human! how are you? *flicks my tongue at the tip of your nose* you smell lovely today!
Oh my gods, lookit that adorable face!
that last fucking picture
Someone start a tinychat
hello, how was your day??
This is not how you start a tinychat
i might be able to make it smaller if you want
"i don’t like garlic bread"
Look at these A-Holes. Now available as teas! Weird.
- Gamora: A edgy tea that packs a surprising punch but utterly smooth if brewed just right. Resistant to being sweetened up too much, so easy on the sugar.[spiced green, thai chai, vanilla green,accented with red peppercorn and cocoa nibs]
- Peter Quill: Fun, energetic, and almost childlike. A strong, cloyingly sweet drink to make you kick ass while feeling young at heart. [almond, cream, tiger eye accented with chocolate chips, sprinkles and cinnamon]
- Drax: This tea cannot be stronger than me. It is a beverage. I could easily overpower this cup of liquid. I am confused. [lapsang souchong, gingerbread,candy apple, accented with aniseed, ginger and cocoa nibs]
- Rocket Racoon:A little weird, a little spicey, and stronger than you’d expect from such a small cup of tea. [mambo, hazelnut, lapsang souchong, accented with apricot and red peppercorn]
- Groot: I am groot! [green chai, hojicha, kukicha, accented with raspberry leaves and lemon verbena]